Friday, August 18, 2006

The Fatty Truth

I feel fat.

I haven't been to the gym in almost five months, can't even remember when the last time I got on a bike was... I've lost muscle definition, and I doubt I'd last on the bike for more than ten minutes... there goes my dream of riding like Lance...

Sigh... I'm feeling so listless and lethargic, and I think at some point soon, I should really consider going for a run...

Before you comment that I don't look fat (oh, would someone please comment?), I should say that I have a high body fat percentage... which means that although I'm not physically fat, I'm lugging around buckets of lard internally!

And the icing on the cake? (Man, I gotta stop thinking about food!) I'm actually losing weight! So it works like this, the more weight I lose, the higher my body fat percentage increases!

Anyone looking for a gym buddy?

Posted by jack at 9:19 AM

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